Man, manga characters sure are cute or cool, huh? But it’s Halloween, so here’s Read The Title, Please.
Jelly Jiggler from Bobobo-Bo-Bo-Bobo
Dude might be weak in Bobobs, but in real life, people would be scared of him for being made out of jelly. Plus, the constant instability.
Ogawa Ikue from High School Girls
Sure, she’s cute in High School Girls, or, as it’s known in Japan, Girls Can Grow Up and Write Perverted Manga Too?!?, but don’t you think she’d look scary in real life? Dem eyes are huge. I guess most of the girls in manga do. Let Ogawa represent, son.
Happie from Stargazing Dog
Okay, Happie the Near-Death Doggie would be cute in real life. But man, could you be near him knowing that he’d be narrating everything you do? I suppose that’s not too horrifying, but trust me–it could be.
Mami Honda from Gals!
Shiro Yamaoka from Oishinbo
Left: Yamaoka in the beginning of Oishinbo. Right: Yamaoka most of the series. Clearly, this foodie is a wizard. Keep him away from me.